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“They haven’t emerged from the ‘hot air’ phase of their civilization yet; they want to:

‘strategize our synergistic opportunities for mutually collaborative leveraging of our cosmological capital’!”

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After 'Risk Appreciation' training, we move on to 'Unintended Consequences'!

Great! We can justify our decisions AND explain away our mistakes!

I believe it’s a ‘widget’! Apparently, if we count a lot of them, we’ll become more productive.

See! Same advice, zero cost!

So! The new strategy is to focus on our new ‘Core Competencies’: Management Faux Pas, Bankruptcy Advice & Spin Doctoring

The client said they wanted a larger than life, ‘go-getter’, with an unstoppable demeanor who will walk through walls for their objectives!

Look Jones! While we appreciate the benefits for morale with you discovering your ‘inner child’, we need you to find your ‘inner-type-A-achiever’ to remain an ‘inner-full-time-employee’!”

OK!  You need to…

(a)      celebrate the success of the rapid interim solution,

(b)    embrace – so to speak - the potential for our collaborative synergistic resolution of the issue and

(c)    … er, hold on tight!

There’s no malfunction sir, but it seems to think it has identified the biggest problem in the organization

We’re still working on the minor bug that happens when you reject the suggestions made by your automated assistant!

We had the Chairman’s Statement, the Mission Statement and the commitment to service statement…

but no one looked at the Bank Statement!

I haven’t abandoned my job! I’m just researching the possibilities of the

‘Do Nothing’ option.

Lucky I left when I did! I was cleaning with them just before their troubles began!

Although ‘Leo’ appears to be a Liability, he is, in fact, a performing Asset!

From this angle, the accounting entries do reclassify the risk!